Watson: Where is Lauren, I want to play with her.
Me: I know, she's just in the house.  Once you're done running around out here you can go see her.
*Lauren walks by the door
Watson: THERE SHE IS!  LAUREN, HERE I COME!
Me: Watson, no!  The sliding door is still...
*Thunk
Me: ...closed
Watson: What the heck just happened?!?