Watson: Josh, great news!  I'm getting a surprise from Lauren soon!
Me: What?
Watson: I heard her talking and she said she was going to get me a new dard.
Me: I don't think that means what you think it means Watson.
Watson: Well what is it?  Is a dard a type of treat or something?
Me: I don't want to spoil it for you, but you should probably enjoy your "old dard" as long as you can.