Monday, October 25, 2010

Watson: This house plant tastes delicious!
Me: Don't lick that!
Watson: This laptop bag tastes delicious!
Me: Watson, no!  You're getting slobber everywhere.
Watson: This chair is delicious!
Me: How do dogs survive in the wild if they lick every new thing they find?  Isn't that dangerous?
Watson: This electrical socket is delicious!
Me: Exactly.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Me: Why do you look so guilty?
Watson: Well, someone that probably isn't me peed in the house.
Me: Probably isn't you, eh?
Watson: I don't want to point fingers, but I think it was Lauren.
Me: I find that hard to believe. Also you don't have fingers.
Watson: I'll rub her nose in it when she gets home so she learns her lesson. You don't need to worry about it, just go back to work.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Watson: There are birds outside! Let me out so I can catch one!
Me: Why would you want to catch a bird?
Watson: Because if I catch one then I'm pretty sure I get the power to fly.
Me: I don't think that's right.
Watson: Well a lab at the park told me it works like that.
Me: I would like a flying puppy...and that is how it works in Mega Man...so I guess we can give it a try.
Watson: BIRDS!!!! I'M SO EXCITED!





*No birds were harmed in the making of this blog post...yet

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Watson: Where is Lauren, I want to play with her.
Me: I know, she's just in the house.  Once you're done running around out here you can go see her.
*Lauren walks by the door
Watson: THERE SHE IS!  LAUREN, HERE I COME!
Me: Watson, no!  The sliding door is still...
*Thunk
Me: ...closed
Watson: What the heck just happened?!?

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Watson: Josh, great news!  I'm getting a surprise from Lauren soon!
Me: What?
Watson: I heard her talking and she said she was going to get me a new dard.
Me: I don't think that means what you think it means Watson.
Watson: Well what is it?  Is a dard a type of treat or something?
Me: I don't want to spoil it for you, but you should probably enjoy your "old dard" as long as you can.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Me: I find it incredibly unfair that you get to nap all day.  I'm probably just as tired as you are.
Watson: I didn't get much sleep last night.
Me: I know, you were keeping all of us up with your little pranks.
Watson: Ha ha, yeah, that was great wasn't it?  Anyways, back to my nap.
*Watson whining at 3:30 am
Me: What?
Watson: I have to go outside, now!
Me: Fine, lets go
*15 minutes pass of Watson running around playing
Me: I thought you needed to go to the bathroom
Watson: I pranked you good, huh? You should see your face!
Me: ...I'm going back to bed.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Watson: Why are you yelling?  I was trying to sleep.
Me: I'm playing Halo and I just got killed.
Watson: You seem to do that a lot.
Me: You'd better watch it or I'll throw this tennis ball at you.
Watson: If you aim with a tennis ball is anything like your aim in Halo I think I'll be just fine.
*Watson rolls over and goes back to sleep.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Watson: I HEARD A NOISE!  LAUREN MUST BE HOME!!!
Me: No, she is going to be late tonight.
Watson: But I want to play with her...
Me: I'm here, what do you want to do?
Watson: You're always here, that's not exciting.
Me: ...
Watson: I HEARD A NOISE!  LAUREN MUST BE HOME!!!

Sunday, October 3, 2010


Watson: CHASE ME!
Me: It's time to calm down...you need to go to bed soon.
Watson: CHASE ME, NOW!
Me: Ok, fine.
*I stand up, Watson runs and jumps on the bed with Lauren and lays down
Watson: Ok, I'm done with you now. Go back to whatever you were doing.

Friday, October 1, 2010


Watson: THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE YARD!
Me: It's just a bird
Watson: LET ME OUT!!!
*We go outside and the bird flies away
Watson: IT CAN FLY?!?
Me: Why are you talking in all caps?
Watson: I'M REALLY EXCITED!!