Me: Why do you look so guilty?
Watson: Well, someone that probably isn't me peed in the house.
Me: Probably isn't you, eh?
Watson: I don't want to point fingers, but I think it was Lauren.
Me: I find that hard to believe. Also you don't have fingers.
Watson: I'll rub her nose in it when she gets home so she learns her lesson. You don't need to worry about it, just go back to work.