Watson: Hey, I need to go outside.
Me: I've taken you out twice in the last hour already and all you've done is eat leaves.
Watson: Well, I was starving. Also, they are delicious.
Me: Your bowl is full of food.
Watson: Well I probably really have to go this time.
Me: Fine.
*We go outside
Watson: DELICIOUS LEAVES, I HAVE RETURNED TO YOU. om nom nom.