Me: Hey, I have a few minutes free from working Watson, do you want to play?
Watson: I'm sleeping, go away.
Me: But you are constantly bothering me to play with you.
Watson: You may site quietly and pet me while I nap. Take it or leave it.
Me: So what should I do with my 10 minute break?
*Watson spills his water bowl all over the floor
Watson: Oh look, you can clean that up. I'm going back to sleep now.