Watson: Unbelievable!
Me: I said I was sorry...
Watson: So you just woke up this morning and thought, "I know, instead of getting a trained professional, I'll just cut Watson's hair".
Me: It looked pretty easy, and we're in a recession...
Watson: Well it's a good thing you had my testicles cut off because there's no chance I'd get to use them looking like this anyways.