Watson: I'm pretty fast, I don't think you could catch me if you wanted to.
Me: Yeah, you're probably right.
Watson: I mean it, you probably shouldn't even try.
Me: Ok, thanks for the heads up.
*Watson stares at me for a minute or two
Me: Do you want me to chase you Watson?
Watson: OH BOY, YES! AHHHHHHH!
*Watson runs away

Watson: What....what is that smell? It's amazing.
Me: Oh, I put bacon on my sandwich today.
Watson: I must have some.
Me: Ok, give it a try.
Watson: I can't believe it...the flavor...it's like nothing I've ever had before. I must have more.
Me: Well I just finished the last of it.
Watson: Then I'll just lick your fingers for the rest of day. Keep your hand by your side please.