Watson: Unbelievable!
Me: I said I was sorry...
Watson: So you just woke up this morning and thought, "I know, instead of getting a trained professional, I'll just cut Watson's hair".
Me: It looked pretty easy, and we're in a recession...
Watson: Well it's a good thing you had my testicles cut off because there's no chance I'd get to use them looking like this anyways.
Words With Watson
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Friday, August 19, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Me: Will you just pee already so we can go in? It's cold out here.
Watson: But I just found this stick, and you'll drag me inside as soon as I go.
Me: Well I'm going to drag you in soon even if you don't go.
Watson: Then I'll just pee inside.
Me: Then I'll rub your nose in it and throw you back outsi....oh.
Watson: Checkmate. I'll be over here with my stick.
Watson: But I just found this stick, and you'll drag me inside as soon as I go.
Me: Well I'm going to drag you in soon even if you don't go.
Watson: Then I'll just pee inside.
Me: Then I'll rub your nose in it and throw you back outsi....oh.
Watson: Checkmate. I'll be over here with my stick.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Watson: I'm pretty fast, I don't think you could catch me if you wanted to.
Me: Yeah, you're probably right.
Watson: I mean it, you probably shouldn't even try.
Me: Ok, thanks for the heads up.
*Watson stares at me for a minute or two
Me: Do you want me to chase you Watson?
Watson: OH BOY, YES! AHHHHHHH!
*Watson runs away
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Watson: What....what is that smell? It's amazing.
Me: Oh, I put bacon on my sandwich today.
Watson: I must have some.
Me: Ok, give it a try.
Watson: I can't believe it...the flavor...it's like nothing I've ever had before. I must have more.
Me: Well I just finished the last of it.
Watson: Then I'll just lick your fingers for the rest of day. Keep your hand by your side please.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Watson: This house plant tastes delicious!
Me: Don't lick that!
Watson: This laptop bag tastes delicious!
Me: Watson, no! You're getting slobber everywhere.
Watson: This chair is delicious!
Me: How do dogs survive in the wild if they lick every new thing they find? Isn't that dangerous?
Watson: This electrical socket is delicious!
Me: Exactly.
Me: Don't lick that!
Watson: This laptop bag tastes delicious!
Me: Watson, no! You're getting slobber everywhere.
Watson: This chair is delicious!
Me: How do dogs survive in the wild if they lick every new thing they find? Isn't that dangerous?
Watson: This electrical socket is delicious!
Me: Exactly.
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